I want a girlfriend, yes i want to steal a girlfriend

Metal · #1 (**permalink**) 9th January 2010, 05:51 AM

Why to steal a gf

There are so many reasons psycho's give for stealing someone's gf, some do it to be hateful, brutal or to get the title of psycho. I like to do it beacuse its hillarious.

How to identify target

Most of the times you get such targets in parties where your friend or any known person calls you in or may be in a pub or any other social place, its hard to find such targets in personal space (and you should not hunt in personal space).

People say engaged or in serious relationship (committed) girls are not easy to pick but I think and observed they are the most simple and easy target to pick and hunt down, a girl who is already in a relationship from one year is rut with the current affair/ boyfriend and yes there are chances she is looking for something new like new adventure (everyone know how good it feels when you make it first time to with new mate). If you can identify the correct nut then its not really hard to crack it, the only thing which you need to do is to invest some time and attention (everyone knows girls like attention and i call them attention seekers).

Appearance

Yes it counts, it counts a lot. Girls are the most strange and lovely creation of god, they even notice your shoes (I don't know why the hell they want to notice and pick everything) the smell and outfit matters a lot, so make sure when you are out for such targets keep your shoes tied and make your body smell good so that when she comes near to you she should feel it. Light beards is something which is impressive and gives you a rough look, now comes teeth, don't make a funny face coz yes girls notice that too.

How to pick

I prefer first attempt to be a light and smooth one (just like a wind which gives you a touch and goes away) then second attempt is always good (don't even think about love at first sight as you are not going to love, its just for other reason, let the real bf love and spend on her lol). Once you get the hold then make sure you keep it in hand till the time its totally under your control or till the time you get the mastery. If you need more explanation of same then remember to post here and i will be more than happy to explain this but just putting the main points here:

Start up with a friendly conversation
Ask her for a coffee/ drink
light flirt will surely help
Give her your number and don't ask her number (go bit different from others n don't behave despo there, be cool n normal)
Give her a nice, warm n friendly touch
If she tells she got a boyfriend then behave normal and say/show its normal and you just want to be friend
If she talks about her boyfriend then listen to her (just listen, no views or comments for the poor guy) and be comfortable.

The time to act

Now once you are friends, its time to make the move and remember its time based game. If you fail once then in some of the cases you loose the girl but yes there are some cases where she stays there and gives you another chance to hit. Now once you are friends and when are you alone flirt with her sometime but not always, quick n cleaver naught moves or jokes helps a lot. If she is shy or not that much open then alcohol is the best medicine which can help. Once you get the correct time then make another move like a kiss, after your kiss you will get 2 options:

To give her time to think and act on it
To take her in your arms so that she should not get the time to think and react (make sure its really nice, gentle and friendly move, she should not feel like getting into forced move or anything like that).

The option one is slow and full of risk that she may not come back but second option is good and works fine

The Main Part

Now I will not consider you in losers category and I am taking it as you won the game, once you get what you wanted then make sure she is not leaving her boyfriend as you never wanted to hurt this guy or you don't want the bell in your neck, let the gardener do his job and you enjoy the view and relax well in grass

I am sure it will help you a bit but still if you are looking for any updates or there is any question then do post.