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Old 23rd January 2010, 09:07 PM
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A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe
stuttering problem.
After a thorough examination, the doctor consults
with the patient.
Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your
stuttering is that your penis is about six inches
too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal
cords, and thereby causing you this annoying
problem of stuttering.
Patient: Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I
dddo? (Doctor what can I do?)
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a
minute and states that there is a procedure where
we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by
removing the six inches from the penis and freeing
him from this horrible problem.
The patient stuttering badly states that this
problem has caused him so much embarrassment as
well as loss of employment that anything would be
worth it.
The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation
is a success and six months later the patient
comes in for his check up.
Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I
have not stuttered since the operation. I have a
great job and my self esteem is fantastic.
However, there is one problem, my wife says that
she sort of misses the great sex we used to have
before the extra six inches were removed. So I
was wondering if it is possible to reattach those
six inches.
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a
minute and says:
I dddoonnn?t ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould
bbbbee possssssibbble.

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